Dec. 21, 2012: Apocalypse or Just Another Day?

That's the day the Mayan long-count calendar ends. What does it mean for us?

The end is near.

Or is it?

If you believe in the alleged Mayan prophecies, the world is set to end in just nine days. Yes, NINE DAYS. Better wipe out that savings account and do all the living you can before it all ends!

Think that sounds crazy? Just do a search on Google or Yahoo for "Mayan Apocalypse." Pages and pages of results, all surrounding what's going to happen on Dec. 21, 2012 when the Mayan calendar ends. Galactic alignment? Magnetic pole reversal on Earth? Catastrophic solar storms?

Like Niles-Morton Grove Patch on Facebook for news, fun

Even NASA has weighed in, offering a question-and-answer format on their website about why the world isn't going to end on Dec. 21.

"The world will not end in 2012," NASA officials say on the site. "Credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012."

Here's what NASA has to say about the Mayan calendar ending on Dec. 21:

"Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then—just as your calendar begins again on January 1—another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar."

That hasn't stopped some people from panicking.

The Huffington Post reports that a Chinese man built an ark, a la Noah's Ark, to prepare for the Mayan apocalypse. According to the Huffington Post, the man used his entire life savings to build the ark.

Some people are just having fun with it.

The Adler Planetarium selected a "Starmaggedon" theme for its monthly Adler After Dark event, slated for Dec. 20. There will be an apocalypse-themed panel discussion and even specialty drinks (like Nibiru's Smash).

A blogger from The Washington Post put together a list of "12 things to do before the Mayan Apocalypse." Among her suggestions: advertise your apocalypse readiness on a bumper sticker or T-shirt, "Quit your job, and don’t be shy about stating the reason," and "Stop bathing."


If the world were going to end, how would you want to live the final days of your life? Tell us in the comment section!

Brian Moloney - The Freelance Retort December 20, 2012 at 12:44 PM
I’m a little skeptical. I mean, have you seen all those new Mayan Calendar stores popping up all over the malls. Speaking of which,,,just in case, here's a little Mayan shopping tip…wait until after the 21st, and everything in stock will be half price for the next half dozen millennia. Check out my take on “Me. My Mayan Calendar and I” http://freelanceretort.blogspot.com/2012/12/me-my-mayan-calendar-i.html
dita von struedel van trappyodel December 20, 2012 at 01:44 PM
Well, Obama the communist and Biden the dope were re-elected... a sure sign the end of the world can't be far away.
Nummy December 20, 2012 at 01:55 PM
Come on, according to Nummy's book of knowledge, the Mayan calendar stopped because their ink for their pens was taken from them. That's right a tribe called Tattoo stole all their ink, they stole so much ink that they went on to be called the Inca (Inka) tribe.
dita von struedel van trappyodel December 20, 2012 at 03:40 PM
I guess that is where the old kid's rhyme came from ... Inca Binca bottle of Inka!
Sammy Kerr December 21, 2012 at 09:09 AM
Something weird is happening there's a grumbling sound! Oops just my stomach must be time to take a mayan and wipe my prophecy.Le Mars Iowa ICE CREAM CAPITOL OF THE WORLD.


More »
Got a question? Something on your mind? Talk to your community, directly.
Note Article
Just a short thought to get the word out quickly about anything in your neighborhood.
Share something with your neighbors.What's on your mind?What's on your mind?Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell somethingPost something
See more »